FB Statuses

TYPES OF PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK:

1) The "Rooster" – Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day !!

2) The "Lurker" – Never posts or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.

3) The "Hyena" – Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and
LMAOs at everything.

4) "Mr/Ms Popular" – Has 4,367 friends for NO reason

5) The "Gamer" – Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes
virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.)

6) The "Cynic" – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

7) The "Collector" – Never posts anything either, but joins every
group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

8) The "Promoter" – Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

9) The "Liker" – Never actually says anything, but always clicks the "like" button

10) "Drama Queen/ King" – This person always posts stuff like "I
can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in
the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but
then they never finish telling the story.

11) The "News" – Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary, and Lastly

12) The "Thief" – Steals status updates... and will probably steal this one .